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Bilal Ahmed Khan

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 42
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014

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Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Height Of Job Satisfaction:

Height of Job Satisfaction:

A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After 2 months, the Principal asked, "Why didn't you draw your salary?"

Man: Oh my God! There's salary also?

· 0 Like · Dec 05, 2014 at 10:12

Category: Funny

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Santa: I Can Speak And Understand 7 Languages.

Santa: I can speak and understand 7 languages.

Banta: English, Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu. But may I know, which other three?

Santa: Profanity, Sarcasm and Real shit.

· 0 Like · Nov 29, 2014 at 11:11

Category: SantaBanta

Sms / Missing You

SONU

AJ DE DO NA

DO DO NA

DEKHO KISI KO PATA BI NAHI CHALE GA

DE DO NA

DEKHO MAIN GHAR MAIN BILKUL AKAILI HON

KISI KO PATA BI NAHI CHALE GA

DE DO NA

AIK

LAMBI SI

,,,,,,,,,,,,MISS CALL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

· 2 Like · Nov 18, 2014 at 05:11

Category: Missing You

Whatsapp Messages / New Year

Bilal Ahmed Khan

Grant That I May Bring Tear To An Eye;

Grant that I may bring tear to an eye;

When this new year in time shall end.

Let it be said I have played the friend;

Have lived and loved and labored here;

And made of it, a happy year!

Happy New Year, dear friend!

· 0 Like · Oct 19, 2014 at 01:10

Category: New-Year

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Bilal Ahmed Khan

Uncharted 4 A Thief's End Game

Games wallpapers

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 16:10

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Whatsapp Messages / Interesting

Bilal Ahmed Khan

I Am Feeling Week:

I am feeling WEEK:

Hate Monday

Annoy Tuesday

Ignore Wednesday

Smile Thursday

Enjoy Friday

Love Saturday

Damn Sunday

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 18:10

Category: Interesting

Whatsapp Messages / Pranks

Bilal Ahmed Khan

Say

Say

'e'

'ee'

'eee'

'eeee'

'eeeee'

'eeeeee'

'eeeeeee'

'eeeeeeee'

'eeeeeeeee'

'eeeeeeeeeee'

Very Good, I just taught you how to have a big wide smile.

You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth!

· 0 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 11:10

Category: Pranks

Whatsapp Messages / Facebook Status

Bilal Ahmed Khan

May Your Life Be Some Day As Awesome As You Pretend It Is On...

May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!

· 0 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 07:10

Category: Facebook-Status

Whatsapp Messages / Kiss Day

Bilal Ahmed Khan

Public Notice:

Public Notice:

Today get up early

Brush your teeth

Check your breath

Brush again carefully

Rinse again with mouth-wash

Now you're ready to kiss m...

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y ass!

As today, it is Kiss Day!

· 0 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 04:10

Category: Kiss-Day

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