Bilal Ahmed Khan

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujh ko
Apni Nazron Mai Basa Ker Na Giraana Mujh ko

Tum ko Aankho Mai Tasawwoor Ki Tarah Rakhta Hoon
Dil Mai Dharkan ki Tarah Tum bhi Basana Mujh ko

Baat Karnae Mai jo Mushkil ho Tumhein Mehfil Mai
Mai Samajh Jaaonga Nazron Se Bataana Mujh ko

Waada Utna Hi Karo Jitna Nibha Sakte Ho
Khawab Pura jo na ho wo na Dikhana Mujh ko

Apne Rishtey ki Nazaakat ka Bharam Rakh Lena
Mai to Aashiq Hoon Deewana na Banana Mujh ko

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujh ko
Apni Nazron Mai Basa Ker Na Giraana Mujh ko

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

SUNOOOOOOO
PIYAAR ME JANG MOHABBAT DONO JAEZ HAIN

MENE KAHA ACHA
LAKIN YE JO TM KR RAHE HOO
WO GALAT HY

LAKIN TM NA MANETM MERE PASS AAYE
OR MUJAH PAKAR LIA

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

MENE KAHA CHORD DO MUJAH JANE DO
LAKIN TM NA MAANAY

TUM BOLTE RAHE I LOVE U
OR MERE BALOO ME APNA HATH PHERTEY RAHE
MENE PHR KAHA

CHORD DO, CHORD DO, CHORD DO
WARNA ME RO DOO GI

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA

ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

TUMMMM!!!
TUM SE MERA RONA NA DEAKHA GAYA

ME RONE LAGI OR
BOLTI RAHI JANE DO
PHR TM NE

SORRY BOL KR
MUJAH CHORD DIA

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

teacher: tell me that pyjamas is plural or sigular?
student:sigular on the top and plural at the bottom.hahahaha

Wife ko Begum kiu kehte hai?
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai

THE VALUE OF A WOMAN:

This cAn--t be sAid moRe beAuTifuLLy...

Be cArEfuL iF U mAkE ?wOmAn cRy,

BecAuSe ALLAH coUnTs hEr tEArs.

The womAn wAs created fRoM ?mAn--s riB,

NoT fRoM hiS fEEt t?bE waLKeD oVeR,

NoR fRoM hiS hEAd tO bE sUpEriOr,

But fRoM hiS siDe tO bE hiS eqUaL,

uNdEr tHe ArM tO b?rOteCtEd
&
NeXt tO tHe hEaRt tO b? LoVeD.

PaSs tHiS oN tO aLL eXcEpTioNaL wOmEn thAt u kNoW
&
To mEn tO - sO thAt thEy knOw tHe vaLuE oF ?WOMAN.

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
?Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain?

if any girl or aunti want 2 fun with me plzzzzzzzz mail me on my email