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Ahsan Imran

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 44
Member Since : Jun 18, 2003
Sms / Funny

Ahsan Imran

Yaad Mein Teri Aankhe Bharta Hai Koi

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi...!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahsan Imran

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
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Ahsan Imran

Jab Jab Hume Pyaas Lagti Hai…

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
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Ahsan Imran

Aik Munder Main Buri Neeyat Wale Gaeb Ho Jate They

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab, Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwariya gai Bhagwan gayab

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahsan Imran

Mein Apne Ladke Ka Naam Kya Rakhoon?

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny Tags: Naam
 
Sms / Wife

Ahsan Imran

Difference Between Girlfriend & Wife?

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wife-Duty
GF-Pension, Wife- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wife-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wife-Fool,
GF-Tuti-Fruity, Wife-Kismat phuti
GF-Fresh Cake, Wife-Earthquake

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: wife Tags: Friend
 
Sms / Shairi

Ahsan Imran

Waqt Sab Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai

zindagi mauhtaj nahe manzilon ki
waqt har manzil dikha deta hai
kon marta hai kisi ke liya
waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: shairi
 
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Ahsan Imran

Haqeeqat Karo Byaan To Mazaak Lagta Hai,

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: shairi
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ahsan Imran

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane.

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane..

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Sharab
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ahsan Imran

Sms Kar Sakte Ho!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ahsan Imran

Khidki Pe Koi Nahi Tha…

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahsan Imran

Higher Studies Yaar…

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahsan Imran

Sochta Tha Har Mor Per Aap Ka Intezar Karenge..

Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahsan Imran

Message Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Sardar

Ahsan Imran

Murga Sardar Tha!!!

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Love

Ahsan Imran

Love Is Love

love is love, i love my love, my love is you, so i love you!

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 03:04
Category: love
 

Ahsan Imran

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Country : Pakistan

Followers : 0  
Total Updates : 44
Member Since : Jun 18, 2003

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Educaiton : Intermidiate
Religion : Islam
Caste : aryen
Language : Urdu
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