Jalaluddin Ahmed

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

BaS Nazar Ka Aik Dh0ka Hai, SamaJhta Ky0n Nahin,
Tu Nahin Ye Tera Saya Hai, SamJhta Ky0n Nahin,
Baat Meri Maan Le Tu D00b JayeGa Yahan,
Ye Samandar TuJh Se Gehra Hai, SamaJhta Ky0n Nahin,
Kab Talak Aankhen ChurayeGa Tu Apne Aap Se,
Aaine MEin AkS Tera Hai, SamaJhta Ky0n Nahin,
TuJh K0 LaGta Hai Ke Har Gham BaS Teri MiraS Hai,
K0i Tere Gham MEin R0ta Hai, SamaJhta Ky0n Nahin,
Aur Kya De PayeGa TuJh K0 Saraab0n Ke Siwa,
JuStJu MEin Khud Ye Sehra Hai, SamaJhta Ky0n Nahin,
Dill AGar HaSsaS h0 T0 RanJ Bhi H0Ga Zar00r,
Kuchh Na Kuchh T0 Sehna Parta Hai, SamaJhta Ky0n Nahin,
''Shaad'' Karte Hain Yahaan Sab Chadte SuraJ K0 Salaam,
Haan ISi Ka Naam Duniya Hai, SamaJha Ky0n Nahin...!!

Tera Khayaal To Hai Par Tera Wajood Nahi......

Teray Liye To Ye Mehfil Sajaayee Thi Mian Nay....!!!!
Joun Eliya

Person 1: Bathroom mai kon hai?
Person 2: mein hun
Person 1: kya kar rhay ho?
Person 2: pakoray tal rha hun! khao gei?

Be rehem hawaon mein; Ajnabi manaazir mein; Iss dil-e-musaafir ko Koi gham nhi kyun keh; Mushkilon mein bhi apna Raabta to Rab se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Maadiyyat ki duniya mein; Khwahishon keh jungle mein; Kis sukoon se mera; Be qaraar dil thehra ; Be panaah adab se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei ; Dil sada ka baaghi hei; Sirf khud se raazi hei ; Be fikar jahan se hei; Per hei ussko darr jitna; Bus Tere ghazab se hei ; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Mujhko aankh khulne se; Kuchh nazar nhi aata ; Meri band aankhon mein ; Aaj jalwa gar ho ja; Mein ne tujh ko socha hai Ik ajeeb dhubb se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei ; Sub se hi shanasaai; Aur khud mein tanhaai; Kya ajab paheli hei ; Zindagi ka rishta bhi Ustawaar sub se hei ; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Muntazir wahan tu hei; Muntazir yahan mein hun; Ab hijaab pulta de ; Mein ne Tere baaray mein Sun rakha to sub se hei ; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Jab kbhi bhi jaana hei Uss ki simt jaana hei; Rooh or Khuda k beech Abdiyyat ka yeh rishta; Bus issi sabab se hei; Aur jaanay kub se hei; Dil jab Uss se lagta hei; Phir sukoon milta hei ;Kaatna nigaahon mein Raat ka kahan mushkil ; Dosti to apni bus Iss charaagh e shab se hei; Aur janay kub se hei ; Noor ki Tajalli ho ; Dil ko ik tasalli ho; Mujh pe bus karam itna; Kuchh zarur ho jaey; Rooh k andheron mein Koh e toor ho jaey ; Munfarid ye bashar... apni Bus issi talab se hei.

Lahoo Tak Aankh Se Ab Beh Lia Hai
Bohat Tha Jabar Laikin Seh Lia Hai
Azaab-e-Hijr Ab Waapas Palat Jaa
Bohat Din Saath Mere Reh Lia
Nami Aankhon Se Jaati Hee Nahi Hai
Sitam Is Dil Ne Itna Seh Lia Hai
Tujhe Kehna Tha Jo Ehwaal Dil Ka
Dar-o-Deewaar Se Hee Keh Lia Hai.

#poetry