Anmol Rubab

Surd--s Love for cricket
Bagga: --My girlfriend says that if I don--t give up cricket she--ll leave me.--
Jagga: --Oh! that--s very tough, Right friend?--
Bagga: --Yeah, I--m going to miss her--.

one sardarni says to her lover sardar:
when we get engaged will u give me a RING.
sardar says:
yes darling sure! tell me ur phone number

welcome to the jazz menu
khushi pane ke liye 1 dabayein
muskurane ke liye 2 dabayein
larki se dosti karne ke liye 3 dabayein
mujhe se nijaat paane ke liye apna gala dabaein hahahaahahha:D
keep smiling n spread smilings

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !

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na raastaa na koi Dagar hai yahaa
magar sab kii qismat safar hai yahaa

sunaai na degii dilon kii sadaa
dimaagon mein vo shor-o-shar hai yahaa

havaao kii ungalii pakaD kar chalo
vasilaa ik yahii motabar hai yahaa


na is shahar-e-behis ko seharaa kaho
suno ik hamaaraa bhii ghar hai yahaa

palak bhii jhapakate ho "Makhmoor" kyuu
tamaashaa bahut muKhtasar hai yahaa

ek gaoun may shaadi hoti hay to gana gatay hain mahfil ta sajdi jay nachay munday di bahn to bahn nachnay lagti hay phir nachy munday da bhai to bhai nachnay lagta hay phir dost......to dost nachnay lagta hay phir maa.......to maa nachti hay phir kahta hay nachay munday da baap to sara gaoun nachnay lagta hay.......................

QATRA QATRA KAR K SAMANDAR BANTA HAY
DUR REHNY SAY PIYAR BADHTA HAY

their is a Sardar propose a girl for marry?
the girl reply that i am one year elder to you, in the reply, sardar: said oya no problem Kuriey i will marry u next year.