Humorous

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo yaha ka ye Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki sabse purani nishaanee
Woh chupke se journal mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh parhte hi chitthi tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa ghussaa...
Kari dhoop mein apnay room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir - tha dur dur bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chirana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh dena Bimaari ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment ko apnaa banana... .....

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi

Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi Kar Le Zaalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

Dard Dene Se Mahabbat Barhti Hai Haider
Ye Keh Kr Wo Meri Ungli Drwaze Me De Gya

Hamen Wapda Walon Se Itni Ulfat Ho Gayi Hai Haider
K Wo Roooth Jayen To Hamen Neend Nahi Aati

Mujhay Ye Baat Sari Raat Sone Nahi Deti Haider
K Zindagi Char Din Ki Hai To Test Match Panch Din Ka Q

Jo Ho sakey to Nawaz do!

Meri Subha Ko Nikhaar do!

Meri Sham Ko Sanwaar do!

Mery dukhon Ko Qarar do!

Ye Na Ho sakey to Yun Karo

Mujhey 5 Hazar udhaar do ;-)

Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen

Hum inko Pagal,Ye hamen MAD kehte hen

jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy

OR Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hen.;-)

Us Din Ko Yaad Kartaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain

Na Karo Mujh Pay Itnaa Zulm Kay Aajaiy Ambulance
Dandaa Jab Uthaati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Kuch To Khudaa Ka Khouf Karo Reham Mujh Pay Tum Karo
Ghussa Jab Dikhati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Sirf Thappar Say Hee Kar Lo Guzara Aaj Tum Baigam
Kay Chappal Jab Uthati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Jab Bhee Daikhta Hoon Main Tumhaaray Haath Main Dandaa
Wohee Din Yaad Aata Hay To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


KiYa Tha Kia Qusoor Kion Mara Mujh Ko Baigam Nay
Yeh Jab Bhee Soochta Hoon Main To Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain


Main Is Qadar Hogaya Hoon Hassas Us Din Say
Kisi Ko Pittay Daikhtaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHaAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAzE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAnT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo paer NE kaha patton se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
k kuch aisa hojae,

papers hon magr
result nah aye

Classes hon magr
teacherz nah aien,

Bus main bethen
College nah aye,

Picnic par jain magr
wapis nah aien,

Gaari chalain magar
petrol nah dalwain,

Kabhi kabhi parhain magr 1st aa jain,

Hafty main 2 din hon
ta keh itwar jaldi aeye.