Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Mujhko Lauta Do

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo yaha ka ye Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki sabse purani nishaanee
Woh chupke se journal mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh parhte hi chitthi tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa ghussaa...
Kari dhoop mein apnay room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir - tha dur dur bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chirana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh dena Bimaari ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment ko apnaa banana... .....

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2015 at 10:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

· 2 Like · Sep 29, 2015 at 05:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

· 2 Like · Sep 28, 2015 at 18:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

· 2 Like · Sep 28, 2015 at 07:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Jise Dil Diya

Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi

Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi Kar Le Zaalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2015 at 15:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Hanso

Dard Dene Se Mahabbat Barhti Hai Haider
Ye Keh Kr Wo Meri Ungli Drwaze Me De Gya

Hamen Wapda Walon Se Itni Ulfat Ho Gayi Hai Haider
K Wo Roooth Jayen To Hamen Neend Nahi Aati

Mujhay Ye Baat Sari Raat Sone Nahi Deti Haider
K Zindagi Char Din Ki Hai To Test Match Panch Din Ka Q

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2015 at 09:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Jo Ho Sakey To Nawaz Do

Jo Ho sakey to Nawaz do!

Meri Subha Ko Nikhaar do!

Meri Sham Ko Sanwaar do!

Mery dukhon Ko Qarar do!

Ye Na Ho sakey to Yun Karo

Mujhey 5 Hazar udhaar do ;-)

· 2 Like · Aug 05, 2015 at 08:08
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Angraiz Bhi Naa!!!

Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen

Hum inko Pagal,Ye hamen MAD kehte hen

jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy

OR Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hen.;-)

· 2 Like · Aug 04, 2015 at 07:08
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Bechara Husband

Us Din Ko Yaad Kartaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain

Na Karo Mujh Pay Itnaa Zulm Kay Aajaiy Ambulance
Dandaa Jab Uthaati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Kuch To Khudaa Ka Khouf Karo Reham Mujh Pay Tum Karo
Ghussa Jab Dikhati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Sirf Thappar Say Hee Kar Lo Guzara Aaj Tum Baigam
Kay Chappal Jab Uthati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Jab Bhee Daikhta Hoon Main Tumhaaray Haath Main Dandaa
Wohee Din Yaad Aata Hay To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


KiYa Tha Kia Qusoor Kion Mara Mujh Ko Baigam Nay
Yeh Jab Bhee Soochta Hoon Main To Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain


Main Is Qadar Hogaya Hoon Hassas Us Din Say
Kisi Ko Pittay Daikhtaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain

· 1 Like · Jul 22, 2015 at 17:07
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Ahmed Khan

Har Khusi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Denge

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHaAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAzE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAnT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

· 1 Like · Mar 29, 2015 at 12:03
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Ahmed Khan

Jo Sagar Ne Kaha Lehron Se

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo paer NE kaha patton se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

· 2 Like · Mar 29, 2015 at 06:03
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Ahmed Khan

Sister Kehna Padta Hai

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

· 2 Like · Mar 29, 2015 at 00:03
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Kabhi Kabhi

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
k kuch aisa hojae,

papers hon magr
result nah aye

Classes hon magr
teacherz nah aien,

Bus main bethen
College nah aye,

Picnic par jain magr
wapis nah aien,

Gaari chalain magar
petrol nah dalwain,

Kabhi kabhi parhain magr 1st aa jain,

Hafty main 2 din hon
ta keh itwar jaldi aeye.

· 1 Like · Feb 19, 2015 at 04:02
Category: humorous
 
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