Humorous

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHaAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAzE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAnT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo paer NE kaha patton se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
k kuch aisa hojae,

papers hon magr
result nah aye

Classes hon magr
teacherz nah aien,

Bus main bethen
College nah aye,

Picnic par jain magr
wapis nah aien,

Gaari chalain magar
petrol nah dalwain,

Kabhi kabhi parhain magr 1st aa jain,

Hafty main 2 din hon
ta keh itwar jaldi aeye.