Humorous
Poetry / Humorous

Raheem
Usne Kaha Kon Ho Tum?

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari
Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari
Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi
Usne kaha chahtey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha Kismat Hamari
Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAaJI
Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari
Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari
Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi
Usne kaha chahtey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha Kismat Hamari
Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAaJI
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Dec 09, 2018 at 10:12
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Alisha Khan
Zindagi Taaq Sez Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He...
Zindagi Taaq Se Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....
Dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He Raha....
Dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He Raha....
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Sep 13, 2018 at 03:09
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Maria Waheed
Ye Aankhien, Ye Gulabi Honth,
Ye Aankhien, Ye Gulabi Honth, Ye Naagan Si Zulfian....
Tu Qaatal Hai Magar Dil Sey Laganay K Qaabil Hai.....
Tu Qaatal Hai Magar Dil Sey Laganay K Qaabil Hai.....
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Oct 01, 2018 at 01:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Ali Awan Malik
Hum Nay To Yun Ujjaarr Di Jaisay.
Hum Nay To Yun Ujjaarr Di Jaisay.
Zindagi Baap Ki Kamayee Ho.
Zindagi Baap Ki Kamayee Ho.
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Sep 18, 2018 at 01:09
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Yousuf Ahmed
Multani Yar Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.
Multani yar Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
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Aug 04, 2018 at 23:08
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad
Na Tera Band Hai Na Baaja Hai

Na Tera Band Hai Na Baaja Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Phir Aaj Dhoop Bhi Ziada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Humhein Bhi Gany Bajany Ka Dhab Nhi Ata
Sunanay Wala Bhi Sada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Kuch Apny Dost Bhi Waylay Phirtay Hein
Kuch Apna Bhi Yehi Erada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Wo Raqeeb Hai Magar Dil Ki Bharas Bhi Tu Kam Hu
Ghusa, Khushi Se Ziada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Na Us Se Tarq-E-Dushmani Ki Bat Kar Paye
Na Hi Dosti Ka Fayda Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Shadi-E-Mehboob Se Dil Dhoobny Laga Hai Soni
Magar Ye Shirqat Bhi Vada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Phir Aaj Dhoop Bhi Ziada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Humhein Bhi Gany Bajany Ka Dhab Nhi Ata
Sunanay Wala Bhi Sada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Kuch Apny Dost Bhi Waylay Phirtay Hein
Kuch Apna Bhi Yehi Erada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Wo Raqeeb Hai Magar Dil Ki Bharas Bhi Tu Kam Hu
Ghusa, Khushi Se Ziada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Na Us Se Tarq-E-Dushmani Ki Bat Kar Paye
Na Hi Dosti Ka Fayda Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Shadi-E-Mehboob Se Dil Dhoobny Laga Hai Soni
Magar Ye Shirqat Bhi Vada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
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Feb 08, 2016 at 21:02
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad
Na Kapray Hi Badlay Na Haal Acha

Na Kapray Hi Badlay Na Haal Acha Hai
Kis Manhos Ne Kaha Tha K Shadi Ka Khayal Acha Hai
Hum Tu Bachpan Se Ashiq Rahy, Janty Hein
Aik Doshiza Se Kaein Hasenaoun Ka Janjal Acha Hai
Mein Ne Pocha K Koi Dost Koi Boy Friend
Muskurati Hui Boli K Sawal Acha Hai
Bohat Dhonday Bahany Bhi Tu Asa Hai K Kabi Kabi
Meri Amaa Ka Halka Sa Jalal Acha Hai
Lazatein Flirt-O-Wafa Ki Hein Apni Apni
Mustakil Na Husan Acha Na Jamal Acha Hai
Azdawaji Zindagi Apni Ka Muqadar Kya Maloam
Iss Ka Kamal Acha Hai Na Zawal Acha Hai
Shadi Apni Jagha, Par Ye Hakiqat Hai Soni
Tery Andaz-E-Bayan Se Kahein Tera Ehval Acha Hai
Kis Manhos Ne Kaha Tha K Shadi Ka Khayal Acha Hai
Hum Tu Bachpan Se Ashiq Rahy, Janty Hein
Aik Doshiza Se Kaein Hasenaoun Ka Janjal Acha Hai
Mein Ne Pocha K Koi Dost Koi Boy Friend
Muskurati Hui Boli K Sawal Acha Hai
Bohat Dhonday Bahany Bhi Tu Asa Hai K Kabi Kabi
Meri Amaa Ka Halka Sa Jalal Acha Hai
Lazatein Flirt-O-Wafa Ki Hein Apni Apni
Mustakil Na Husan Acha Na Jamal Acha Hai
Azdawaji Zindagi Apni Ka Muqadar Kya Maloam
Iss Ka Kamal Acha Hai Na Zawal Acha Hai
Shadi Apni Jagha, Par Ye Hakiqat Hai Soni
Tery Andaz-E-Bayan Se Kahein Tera Ehval Acha Hai
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Feb 08, 2016 at 14:02
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous

Wo Bhi Din The Dil Kehta Tha

wo bhi din the dil kehta tha U ARE ONLY MINE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN
phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE
phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN
phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE
phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE
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Oct 13, 2017 at 00:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous

Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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Oct 11, 2017 at 05:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous

Hawas Jahaiz Ki, Insaniat Ki Qatil Hai

hawa k khauf se zakhmi kabhi ana na karo
bujhay charag to bujhnay do ilteja na karo
kuch ehtram baroon ka bhi lazmi hai magar
ghuman guzray khushamad ka youn jhuka na karo
ye uska kaam hai wo zakhm de k phool tumhain
jo dost maan lya hai to phir gila na karo
tum aadmi bhi ho insan bhi suboot to do
bhalai ho nahi sakti to phir bura na karo
mila hai sabr virasat mai uski laaj rakho
ho dushmani bhi kisi se to baddua na karo
hawas jahaiz ki, insaniat ki qatil hai
kisi gharib ki beti ko be rida na karo...!
bujhay charag to bujhnay do ilteja na karo
kuch ehtram baroon ka bhi lazmi hai magar
ghuman guzray khushamad ka youn jhuka na karo
ye uska kaam hai wo zakhm de k phool tumhain
jo dost maan lya hai to phir gila na karo
tum aadmi bhi ho insan bhi suboot to do
bhalai ho nahi sakti to phir bura na karo
mila hai sabr virasat mai uski laaj rakho
ho dushmani bhi kisi se to baddua na karo
hawas jahaiz ki, insaniat ki qatil hai
kisi gharib ki beti ko be rida na karo...!
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Aug 20, 2017 at 22:08
Category: humorous
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