Jokes

Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray,
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K0i b SmS nhi karta,
"Faqeer"Ho gaye kya sare?

FAALTU MESSAGE
Tchr:
agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain,
or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye
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kitne kharboze bache ?
studnt: sir 9 Hathi
tchr:
wah,
tumy kesy pata chala?
stdnt:
sir,
q k me aaj tifin mai mazda ka tyre laya hu
Moral:
Rozana brush karo Varna petrol mehnga ho jay ga.
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kaha bhi hy faltu msg,
phr b parhain gy Zaroor.

A RAB hamare W0 Tamam Gunaah Muaaf Farma.!
jinKi Wajah Sy hamari Shadi RUKI Huwi Hy
(Aameen)
Note :shadi shuda Afraad "RUKI" Nikaal K Parhen.

"Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...
K TRAIN kabhi Panchar nahi hoti..!
(.")/ Wah
<)l Ustaad
/\ -Wah kitni gehri baat kar di

BEST Police is Pakistani Police
MotorCycle Wala:
Mere kaghzat to pore hain
Phir 50 rupy kyn dun?
Police:


DOUBLE SAWARI Khul gai he to tu akela q ja rha hai

Aik moti Aurat ne chor pakra or us k upar beth gai
Nokar se:Ja Police ko bula
Nokar:Meri Chappal nahi mil rahi
Chor Chillaya: Aby Meri pehn le par Jaldi ja.:

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/ / _ /_ /_ /_ Aao Tumhe Kahi door Smandar me Penk 2
Kiya Faida Aesi Dosti ka k Na SmS Krty Ho Na Call our na milty ho afsos.

How to Propose a bhangi?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho...!
Qasam se tum log kon ho yaaarr!!!
Tharki

han
Aryan
Farhan
Furqan
Farman
Subhan

Hasan
Mehran
Imran
Rehan
Hanan
Manan
Gulfam
K Bap gul khan Ka "Paigam"* ;-)