Jokes

;Musibaton Ka Muqabla sabar Se Karo
Aur
Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Se Karo
Is msg main Pehley "BIWI" ka aur Baad mein

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"GIRLFRIEND" ka Zikar he....

;Musibaton Ka Muqabla sabar Se Karo
Aur
Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Se Karo
Is msg main Pehley "BIWI" ka aur Baad mein

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"GIRLFRIEND" ka Zikar he....

The biggest joke on Doctors
Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's -Abey!

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15 minute pehele to accident hua ha

The biggest joke on Doctors
Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's -Abey!

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15 minute pehele to accident hua ha

"Colgate" se daant saaf krain
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
''closeup" se fresh krain
or agar phir bhi white na hoon to bina sharmae..
"HARPIC" use krain:)

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..

K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

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Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy.

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..

K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

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Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy.

3 UnfOrgettable things in Our Life.
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!! ;-)
har baar emotional honay ki zarurat nahi hai!