Jokes

Kisi nay aik paindo larki se pocha:
Facebook use karti ko ??
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Larki: Nahi Main qudrati khubsurat hon

What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration?
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A Girl's Face....

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?
Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge.. =D

Mein tumhen bhool jaon ye ho nahi sakta...!
Or tum muje bhool jao.
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Eh te fir
Beghairti hoi na

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: UMER sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein or time pass kar rahe hein.
Hahahahaha..!

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha:
Kya aap ki degree asli hai?
Wo bola: G haan
Us ne kaha:

ABC Sunaiye
MNA bola:
Choti ya bari?
(O teri khair)

SON: Papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se
ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hain
Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karen To...

OUT STANDING STUDENT,
Teacher: Whats the half of 8?
Student: Depend karta hai,
Agar horizontaly half karo tou 'O'
Aur vertically karo tou '3'...

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi

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hamari shadiki CD hy..!