Jokes

Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay
Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf or Gora ho Jata hai.
Or sab kehte hain
Marhoom ka chehra bht noorani hai...

BIOLOGICAL QUESTION
Machcharr agar ek jaga do baar kaat le tou kya hota hai?
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Daanay Pe Daana
Oh Daana Dane pe Dana Danana:p

"Girlfriends" are like "Halwapuri"
Always tasty.
"Lovers" are like "Pizza"
Hot n spicy.

"Wifes" are like "Daal Chawal"
No other option but good for Health

Dosto kya aap mere msgs se tang hote hain??
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To beshak hote rahen Q k mujhe to apna package halal karna hai..

Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
Bole;
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..?
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta,tO..
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na
Kar Lete..!!

Hum Ne Unnko Miss-Ca'' Dey kar Apni yaad Di'ai "FARAZ",,
Unnho Ne Msg kar k kaha,,
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keera Hai kiya,,?
'o 'taa0 !! Jazbat ki Watt 'aga di,

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki
dhamki dy to us k ghar walo ko chahye k us ki tind kerwa dain..
5 maheny tak bhagny ka naam nahi ley gi or agar
uska boy friend dekh ly ga to wo khud hi bhag jaye ga.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K LOVE MARRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY

Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
Masla Ye Hy,
K

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;)
Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta.;)

Boy:Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
Girl:Chal
Boy:Kahan?
Girl: Principal ke paas!
Boy:Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya?
Girl:Bewakuf chutti mangne.