Jokes

A MAN: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

C = Come
O = On
L = Lets
L = Love
E = Each
G = Girl
E = Equally

Thats why boys go to college regularly

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try again later

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai

1 baar aik ganjay k sar 8-10 baal ug aye ganja naai k pas gaya,

Naai gusse mein bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Ganja sharmaty howy bola inhy color kar do

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again