Miscellaneous

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Mr Elahi had three sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi, and Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his forth son was born his wife decided
to name him Bus-Kar-Elahi...

A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai
""HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA""

SHEIKH on his death bed

where r u my dear wife?

yes i''m here


my sons, my daughters r u all here?

ya papa

tey fer naal de kamre da pankha kyuon chalda paya ae

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.