Miscellaneous

2 hippopotms saw lion killin a tiger.

Lion gang threatens 2kill their family

If they tel truth in court.

Still they tell it.

Y?

Bcoz

HIPS DONT lie

Always REMEMBER.

No matter how bad you are,

you are not totally useless.

You can always be used as a bad example.

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

and gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

and bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

and dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS'NT IT?

Dad:2 things in life r important.
Honesty n Wisdom !
Son:Wats honesty?
Dad:Keep ur word if u have given it.
Son:Wisdom?
Dad:Do not give it !

Woh kya hai
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jo ISHQ mein hai
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DIL mein hai
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MANN mein hai
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aur
DHADKAN mein nahe hai?
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GUESS ?
?
?
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Sochte kya ho
Woh
AMIR KHAN hai

Ek young man ""Military Police"" join kerna chahta tha.
Us ne apply kiya or wo kaamyaab bhi ho gya.
FINAL interview kuch is tarha tha.
Q). Aap ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Mujtaba Pervez
Q). Waalid Ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Muhammad Pervez
Q). Taleem? A). MP (Matric Pass)
Q). Kya ban'na chahte hain? A). MP (Military Police)
Q). Agar select na huve tou? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? ??????? ""Mitti Paleet""

Jab Gabbar paida hua tou uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THay...

Teacher: Hamein machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo tou ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti
Mughal-e-Azam mein tou film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!