Larka aur Larki

A Great Example Of Matlabi Girls:-
girl-hi
admin-hi
girl-can v be freinds
admin-y not
girl-plz tag my page
admin-ohk
after taging...
admin-done
girl-(no rply)
admin-r u dere
girl-(no rply)
admin-plz reply
girl-(no rply)
admin removed tag...
girl-hi
admin-ab kya hua
girl-vo ntwrk slow ho gya tha
admin-ohk....
girl-plz make me admin of ur pagethen..
girl-hi
girl-ru dere?????????
girl-y nt rplyng
girl-???????
girl-??????
girl-????
girl-???
girl-??
girl-?
Moral:-Jese Ko Tesa...

1st Girl:"Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi bharosa Nahi..Main To Ab Uska Mooh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi..
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2nd Girl:"Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya.. ??
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1st Girl:"Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai..
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..:O
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Jhootha Dhokhe baaz Kameena...

Kon Dhokhe baaz hai...jo Samajh gaye Wo ''Like'' Thoko

ek din larki ne larke se sawal kiya tum mera saath kab tak chahte ho
larka ro dia our apne aanso ka ek qatrah samander main gira dia our kaha jab tak tum is aanso k qatray ko dhond na lo
is per samander bhi ro dia our bola ae pakistaniyon tum itni fankarian kahan se seekh kar aatay ho.

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

Boy: Suno jana.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate #waqt baat nahikarte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein #cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Larka: I Love You.
Larki: Mai bhi tumse i love u kahon to kia karo ge?
Larka: Khushi se mar jaun ga.
Larki: Ja paglay nahi kehti jee lay apni zindagi.

#funny #ilu

larka: bus aur larki ek jesi hoti hain, ek jati hai to doosri aa jati hai

larki: rickshay aur larkay ek jisay hotay hain, ek ko bulao to 4 ajatay hain.

larki larka kiss kar rahay thay kay achanak larka bola hum aapas mein shadi kar lein
lark boli mazdoor ho mazdoori karo factory ke maalik ban'nay ki koshish mat karo

larki: jab tumhen meri yaad ati hai tou tum kya kartay ho?
larka: mein tumhar pasandeedah chocolate khata hoon, aur tum kya karti ho ?
larki: mein bhi Gold Leaf pi leti hoon

3 boys proposed a girl
1st:
mein tumharay liye apni jaan de doon ga
Girl: yeh tou sab kehtay hain

2nd: mein tumharay liye chaand aur taray tore kar la sakta hoon
Girl: purana dialogue hai

3rd: mein tumhe card me cng bharwa kar de sakta hooon
Gir: aankhon ansuon kay sath: pagal intna chahtay ho muje

Solid Bezati
Girlfriend : Janu Ek Baat Bolu?
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Boylfriend: Nahi Rehne De Aur Thora Door Ho Ke Baith… :D

Boy to his Girlfriend : you know what
Aaj mene blackberry liya :)
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Girlfriend : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango laye thay
bada maza aaya kha kar

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT College ki Larki