Larka aur Larki

#jokes #latefay

Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..

Girl: What''s the proof that you miss me ??

Boy:" See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me . . Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinki ng of You"

Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^)

Boy:" Nahin,
Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai.

How to disturb…”’
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen?? hahahahaa

SOLID BEIZZATI..... ;D
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hii
friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka
mob. Leke
diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka
sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh
le,,...!!!....humse
kya poochti hai ''bhootni'' kahi
ki....;D ;D

Wo Kehti Hai :-
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Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
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Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye FB use Karo "DEAR" :-D

Larka: Me aap se dosti karna chahta hoon;)

Larki : hamari dushmani kab thi "Bhaiyaaaa":p:o

(.")/ lo saari baat
<) ) hi khatam kar
./ | di Churail ne:p;):D

BALOCH LARKI KA IZHAR.E.MOHBAT PE JAWAB........

LARKA I LOVE U ..ARRY

WO HANSI OR SHRMA K BOLI ......
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JAO ARRY KUTA JADU GAR KA BACHA TERA SHKAL PAY THOO........

I LOVE U TOO......

Boy is depressed bcoz:
- Job jane wali hai :(

- Aadhi umar beet gayi, abhi tak shaadi nahin hui :/

- Credit card ka bill kaise doon ga?

- Uff! CNG ki line....
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Girl is depressed bcoz:
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Donon eye liner barabar nahin lgtay B-):p