Jokes

aik shaks honey kha raha hota hai to porosi puchata hai ""kya kha rahay ho"".who kahata hay -aqal ki dawa-.porosi sun kar haran hoa aur us ne bhi dawa mangi.us shakas ney kaha-yay muft nahin milty-.porosi(neighbour) ney 5 rupees day kar thoda sa khreeda us ko khatay he bola ""bhai ya to honey hai"" .us shaks ney kaha""dekha! spoon moon(mouth) mein jatay hi aqal aa gai"".

THERE WERE THREE PERSONS IN A PLANE -- A STUDENT, OSAMA BIN LADIN ,AND BUSH . SUDDENLY THE PLANE GOT SOME OPERATIONAL PROBLEMS AND WAS NEARLY TO CRASH.BUT THERE WERWE ONLY TWO AIR BAGS. MR. PRESIDENT SAID ""I MUST SURVIVE , THE PEOPLE OF USA WANT ME , I CANNOT LEAVE THEM ALONE"". OSAMA SAID ""I AM THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE MUSLIMS, IF I DIE THEY WILL SCATTER."" THE STUDENT SAID, ""MY PARENTS HAVE SEEN MANY DREAMS FOR ME, IF I DIE I WILL BREAK THEIR HEART."" MR. PRESIDENT TOOK ADVANTAGE AND FLEW ALONGWITH ONE OF THE BAG. OSAMA LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF THE STUDENT AND SAID"" I AM OLD AND YOU HAVE MANY YEARS TO LIVE SO GO MY DEAR"". THE STUDENT SMILES AND SAID"" WE BOTH WILL REACH SAFELY AS MR.PRESIDENT HAS TAKEN MY SCHOOL BAG."" HA ha HA

ik bili badi tezi say bhag rahi thi ik admi os say poshta hai k kia hoa woo kehti haik sher ma ik kotay k katal hoa hai or police walay mugh par shak kar rahay hai.

ek urat doctor kay pass gati hay or kahti hay mujhay apna shoher kay samnay kapray utartay hoai sharm ati hay to doctor kahta hay main tumhari problem sumjh gaya hoon tum assa apnay kepray utaro to orat kahti mujhay sharam aati hay doctor kahta acha main light band ker day ta hoon orat bolti hay achaa orat kepra utar ker kahti hay doctor sahib uh kapray kahaan rekhoon to doctor kahta hay udher korsi per jidhar meray kepra parain hain

ek serkari school ka board ki team doora kanay aa rahi hoti hay us school kay ustad tamam shagirdon ko ek ek sawal yaad karadaytay hain doray walay di ek shagird bimar ho jata hay wo chuti kerlay ta hay sir class main aaker sawal pouchtain hain kay humay kis nay payda kiya to class main say awaz aati hay sir jis ko ALLAH nay payda kiya hay wo aag chuti per hay

EK ADMI TAQREER KER RAHA HOTA HAI MASHREY KE BARE MAIN AUR KEHTA HAI KE AAJ KE DOAR MAIN YE AVREGE HAI KE (4)MINT MIAN EK AUR EK BACHYE KO JANAM DETI HAI AB AAP HI BATAO KE IS AABADI KO ROKNE KE LIYE KIA KERNA CHAYE TO EK ADMI UTHTA HAI AUR KETA HAI HUM KO US AURAT KO PAKERNA CHAYE AUR US KO SAMJHNA CHAYE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

eek khan kheta he .ke is khote [donkey] se jo batcha[child] nikalaga sab se zaida us ko inam dein ge.1st man born six.second born seven.and one khan born one child.us se puchata hein app ne aik kuen nikala weasa to app bohat nicalta hein.he said""kise ne muge ghada da dea tha.

eek khan kheta he .ke is khote [donkey] se jo batcha[child] nikalaga sab se zaida us ko inam dein ge.1st man born six.second born seven.and one khan born one child.us se puchata hein app ne aik kuen nikala weasa to app bohat nicalta hein.he said""kise ne muge ghada da dea tha.

LUCKY IRANI SERCUCE HO RAHA THA TO WAHAN TERHAN TERHAN KE KHEL DIKHAYE JAA RAHYE THEY PHIR LAST MAIN SAB SE KHTERNAK KHEL HOTA HAI AUR SAB SE KAHA JATA HAI KE AB DIL THAM KE BETHO HUM AAP KO SAB SE KHTERNAK KHEL DIKHANE WALE HAIN AUR PHIR SAMNEY SE EK SHER AATA HAI AUR DUSRI TERF SE EK KHOOBSURAT LARKI JIS KE MOON MAIN EK CEACK KA TUKRA HOTA HAI PHIR SHER AATA HAI AUR US KE MOON SE WO CEACK KA TUKRA LE KER CHALA JATA HAI SAB TALIYAN BAJATE HAIN TO US MAIN SE EK AADMI KEHTA HAI IS MAIN KIA BARI BAAT HAI YE TO MAIN BHI KER SAKTA HOON TO US SE PUCHA GYA ACHA TO IS LARKI KI TERHAN KER SAKTEY HO TO US NE JAWAB DIYA NAHI LARKI KI TERHAN NAHI LARKE KI TERHAN (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA )