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Multani yar Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

1. azaye sajdah 7 hain
2. tawaf ke chakkar 7 hain
3. safa marwa ke darmiyan 7 chakkar lagana hotay hain
4. mina ke medan mein shetanon ko 7 kankar marna wajib hai
5. jahannum ke darwazay 7 hain
6. Rasool e Akram PBUH ne farmaya jab bachay 7 sal ke hojayen to un ko namaz ka hukum do
7. Sorah fateha ki 7 ayaat hain
9. qos o qazah me 7 rang hain
10 takhleeq e insani 7 marhalon me hoti hai
11. bachon ka satwen din aqeeqa karna mustahib hai

AIK DAFA AIK BHOOKA JALAIBION WALI DUKAN RER KHARA HOTA HAI AIK SHAIKH SAAB ATAY HAIN AUR JALAIBIAN LAIKAR KHANAY LAGTAY HAI BHOOKA BOLTA HAI SHAIKH SAAB JALAIBIAN MEETHI HAIN?SHAIKHSAAB BOLTAY HAIN NAHI AAJ NAMKEEN BANAI HAIN.

EK PAGAL NAY DOOSRAY PAGAL SE KAHA KAY ARAY BHAI TUM KITNAY PARHAY LIKHAY HO.DOOSRAY PAGAL NAY JAWAB DIA KAY YAAR MAIN M.A TU KER CHUKA HOON AB MATRIC KERNA BAQI HAI

#Pakistan won the toss and elected to bat

A man got a call from his doctor who said ""I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?""
The man says ""The bad news.""
The doctor says ""The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!""
The man exclaimed ""What could be more terrible than that!!??""
The doctor replied ""we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy!""