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Dau aurtain gali main khari lar rahi hoti hain aik doosray ko gaaliyan deti hain bud-duaain de rahi hoti hain.Khoob majmaa jamah jo jaata hai.Thori Der baad unkay shauhar aajaatay hain.Donon ko gussa karkay ghar main jaanay ka kehtay hain.Itnay main aik aurat doosri ko kehti hai ""Tera kaam koi kala Habshi Utaray"" .aur donon ghar main chali jaati hain.ittifaaq se logon main aik kala Habshi bhi hota hai jo majmaah khatam honay kay baad bhi gali main betha rehta hai.Thori der baad woh Doosri aurat kay darwaazay par dastak deta hai .Uska shauhar gussay main bhinnaya hua baahar nikalta hai Aur poochta hai ""Kya baat hai?? "" .Habshi kehta hai ""Andar apni wife say pooch kay aao Kala Habshi jaay ya intizaaar karay?""(Accha lagay tau Zor se hansyay aur nahin tau muskuraanay say bhi kaam chalay gaa ;0) )

5 dost hottay hain woh khanna khannay jattay hain.itnay main taiz barish(rain)hojati hai.to woh log program bannatay hain k kissi aik dost ko chatrii(umbrella)lennay bhijja jay AUR SHART RAKHTAY HAIN K JABB TAK WOH WAPIS NAHIN AAY GA KHANNA CHOROO NAHIN KARAIN GAY.un main se aik dost umbrella lay ne challa jatta hai.5 ghantay guzar jatay hain woh chatri le kar nahin atta .....tou woh logg kahtay hain k khanna churoo(start)kardetay hai.jaisai woh logg khanna churoo karne k liyay hath badh hatay hain waisai peechay se awaz atti hai""KHANNE KI TARAF HATH MATT LAGANA WARNA MAIN CHATRII LENAY NAHIN JAON GA""

gunah apni pakizgee ke inkaar ka naam hai. apni pakizgee ke ehsas se barri aur koi neki nahi .

Ashfaq Ahmed Zavia

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Ek aadmi kay ghar may chori hoti hai. wo apney nokar say kehta hai kay jaa kar police station may report likhwao kay raat ka waqt tha,taaray chamak rahay thay, kuttay bhonk rahay thay, chor diwar may suraakh kar kay gai(cow) ko utha kar le gaya.jab noker police station pohonchta hai to uss ko bhool jaata hai kay usay kya kehna tha.wo kehta hai raat ka waqt tha, taarey bhonk rahey they, kuttay chamak rahay thay, deewar gai mein surakh kar kay chor ko utha kar legaya! HA HA HA