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Ustaad nay shagird se poocha,""batao ! Tarzan kay akhri alfaaz kya thay"" ? Shagird nay sir khujaya aur bola,""Tehnyioon per MOBIL OIL kis kameenay nay lagaya tha"" , shagird nay soochtay huway jawab diya.

Uss K Baghair Aaj Bohat Jee Udaas Hai.....

Jalib Chalo Kahien Sey Ussay Dhoondh Laayen Hum....!

QUESTION:

Wat do ya say to a fotball player in an ARMANI suit?

ANSWER:

""Will the defendant please RISE....""

Me ne Chupke Se us ki Ankhon Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Pochon Btao Kon Hun Mein
Wo Muskura Kar Dheeme Se Keh De "Meri Zindigi Ho Tum"

#poetry #lovepoetry />

ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe

I Always like walking in the Rain,
So no one can see me crying