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aik sahib nay waiter ko bula ker shikayet ki. meray soop mein aik pata taer(swim) raha hai.yeh koi haret ki baat nahien janab waiter nay itminan say jawab diya
dar asal har baray sheher meinhamaray resturan ki shakhien hain

AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)

Sahaab Tha K Sitaara, Guraiz Pa Hi Laga
Wo Apni Zaat K Har Rang Me Hawa Hi Laga
Me aisy Shakhs Ki Msoomiyat Pe Kia Likhon
Jo Muj Ko Apni Khtaaon Me B Bhala Hi Laga
Zabaan Sy Chup Ha Magar Aankh Baat Karti Ha
Nazar Uthaayi Ha Jub B To Bolta Hi Laga
Na Mery Lutf Pe Hairaan Ha Na Apni Uljhan Per
Mujy Ye Shakhs To Har Shakhs Se Judaa Hi Laga,.