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ek dafa ek aadmi kisi chakkar mein phans gaya aur phir us ko police ne pakar liya..... woh wakeel ki paas gaya aur kaha ke mujhe koi tarkeeb batao jis ki waja se mein iss museebat se nikal jaoon.... wakeel ne kaha no problem ..... wakeel kehta hai ke jub judge tum se koi bhi sawal karey tou tum pagal ban jaana aur ulti seedhi harkatein karna .... us ne kaha ok..... jab judge ne us se poocha ke batao tumhara naam kiya hai tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha tum ko police ne kyoun pakra tou woh dobara bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha ke kya tum pagal ho tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" .... judge ne fesla kya ke yeh tou pagal hai isay chorr do....... adalat ke bahar wakeel ne us se poocha dekha meri tarkeeb kaisi thi tum bach gayeeee.... ab laoo meri fees tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"".... ha ha ha

Dheleez pe tutay hue sagar ki tarha mohsin
aik shakhs ne phenka hai mujhe piyas bujha kar.

Aansu tab nahin aate jab aap kisi ko khodete ho
Aansu to tab aate hain jab aap khud ko khokar bhi kisi ko pa nahin sakte.

ustad shagerd se loha garam kar ke kahta hai
cha cha cha cha chote
shagerd ja ja ja ja ji ustad
ustad hath hath hathora lao
shagerd ustad cha cha chaota ya ba ba bara
cha cha cha chor de loha thanda ho geya hai