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aik ghaib damagh professor sahib apni begum se bathey batain ker rahay they.begum bhi badkismati se professor hi thin. achanak door per bell hui.begum sahiba cillain;oh meray mian a gaey.yeh sunana tha ke professor sahib ne khirki se chalang lagai aur bhag kharey huay.

aik daffa do doast appus may baat ketey hai
Asif: yaar Amjad kia bacho kee terhaa herketey ker rahey..tum zarra sabaq yaar ker lo..tum daswee jumaat key talib illum ho..koee bachey nahee
Amjad: yaar bacho ki terha herketey to kero ga he na kio key mey to paidaishee bacha hoo na

aik dafa aik aadmi train mai safar kar raha tha woh bohat darr pok tha is lia woh baichara bohat darr raha tha aur ittefaq say train mai lite chaliii gayeee us ko aur bhi darr laga us nay socha kiou na zanjeer kheench kar train ko rukwaa lia jaay so us nay zanjeer khinchi jaisay hai us na yeh kia us ko aik thappar para us nay dobara zanjeer khinchi usay phir thappar para is lia woh chup ho kar bhaith gaya jab light aayee to us nay uthhh kar shore machaya aur kaha k jab mai nay zanjeer khinchi to mujhay thappar kon marr raha tha to us k barabar wali aurat nay kaha k tum zanjeer khinch rahay thay yaa meri chotiiiiiii
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