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Ajab Apna Haal Hota Jo Visaal-E-Yaar Hota,
Kabhi Jaan Sadaqe Hoti Kabhi Dil Nisar Hota,
Na Maza Hai Dushmani Mein Na Hai Lutf Dosti Mein,
Koi Gair Gair Hota Koi Yaar Yaar Hota,
Ye Maza Tha Dillagi Ka K Baraabar Aag Lagati,
Na Tumhe Qaraar Hota Na Hame Qaraar Hota,
Tere Waade Par Sitamagar Abhi Aur Sabr Karte,
Agar Apni Zindagi Ka Hame Aitabaar Hota..!!!

A commpnly seen warning sign on public transport buses reads::::::
Look under ur seats,there could be a bomb.Raise alarm.Earn reward.
A chartered bus meant for college-going girls had the warning altered:::::
LOok under ur seat ;it may be a boy. dont raise alarm; take HIM HOME AS A REWARD.

Main Ab Bhi Girte Howe Paniyo Ki Qaid Mai Hoon
Aik Aabshar Mere Char So aBhi Tak Hai
Koi Gumaan Mujhe Tum Se Door Kaise Kare
Ke Aitbar Mere Char So Abhi Tak Hai.

#funny

aik din mein jungle mein ja raha tah samanay say aik sher aya woh meri taraf daikh kar daharah mein be chekkah us na sir helaya and then me to us na meri ankhoo mein ankhein dallieh mein na be pir us na dum helai idhar mein rah gaya pir woh mery taraf bahga lekin mein us ke taraf nahien pehchay ke taraf