iJunoon Archives 2014

Santa: Be strong.

Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?

Santa: My WiFi signal.

Waiting to win is common but working to win is a genius!

Make a nice day!

Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".

Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.

Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!

Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank?

Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!

Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||



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Than Dhhan Jih Tho Ko Dheeou Thaan Sio Naehu N Keen ||

Kahu Naanak Nar Baavarae Ab Kio Ddolath Dheen ||7||




He has given you your body and wealth, but you are not in love with Him.



Says Nanak, you are insane! Why do you now shake and tremble so helplessly? ||7||

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweet n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

If obstacles get in your way, do as the wind does... whistle and go around them.

Good Day!

I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.

Please be mine!

Trust is like an eraser;

It gets smaller after each mistake.