iJunoon Archives 2014

Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As you approach them they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.

Life has many ways to make you weak;

But always remember 3 things that will keep you strong.

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Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner.

Think Hatke & Eat Datke.

Sarcasm, because backslapping and stabbing the shit out of people is illegal.

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.

Love is like perfume, spread it.

Feelings are like flood, flow it.

Friendship is like an umbrella, come let's share it.

Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.

Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De.

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Koi Manzil,

Koi Dost,

Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De..

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Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga!

Mawra Hocane and Mehiwish Hayat at the Premier of Na Maloom Afraad

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please". "The barman looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?", asks the brain. The barman retorts, "Because you're already out of your head."