iJunoon Archives |2014 | October
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Safia Saeed
After Being Nicked Twice By The Barber's Razor, Banta Asked For A Glass Of Water.
After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.
"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
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Oct 25, 2014 at 02:10
Category: SantaBanta
Sms / Marital Woes
Owais Kareem
When U R Married
A girl and boy were siting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
girl dont touch me,
all this only after marriage,
boy, ok
call me when u r married.
that boy started touching de girl,
girl dont touch me,
all this only after marriage,
boy, ok
call me when u r married.
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Oct 25, 2014 at 01:10
Category: marital-woes
Whatsapp Messages / Flirt
Sadaf Zeeshan
Ur Words R Antibiotics, Ur Smile Is Analgesic, Ur Touch Is A...
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill
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Oct 25, 2014 at 01:10
Category: Flirt
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Meena Kumari
Friends Are Like Delicate Flowers, They May Dry Not They Never Die.
Friends are like delicate flowers, they may dry not they never die.
However, I am like Cactus. I shall poke you always and make you cry!
However, I am like Cactus. I shall poke you always and make you cry!
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Oct 25, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Mehreen Ali
Yesterday Is But A Dream, Tomorrow Is Only A Vision, But Tod...
Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes everyday a dream of happiness & every tomorrow a vision of hope. Luk well, therefore to this day.
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Oct 24, 2014 at 23:10
Category: Good-Day
Wallpapers / Creative Graphics
Moona Malik
Horses Art
Creative & Graphics wallpapers
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Oct 24, 2014 at 22:10
Uploaded in Moona Malik 's Photos
Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
Poetry / Love
Ijunoon
Yaha Se Ehdayat Ki Haden Door Nahee
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Oct 24, 2014 at 22:10
Category: love
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Abdul Karim Khan
Earlier People Used To Remove Their Hats To Give Respect And...
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect!
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Oct 24, 2014 at 22:10
Category: Interesting
Know / When
Bollywood Movies Release Dates
Bollywood Movie Meet The Patels Release Date
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Oct 24, 2014 at 22:10
Category: when
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