iJunoon Archives 2014

Sometimes there may be stones thrown at you, but you need to change them into milestones!

Such a treasure your precious child is;

Who will thrive on every hug and kiss.

Hold them close and sing them songs;

They'll only be a child for so long!

Happy Children's Day!

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

Banta: To commit suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

Smile is a lnguage of Luv. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. Brush daily. Gud Morning

I am an 8 letter word.

I am kept secret from everyone.

My 2nd, 3rd and 4th letters spell an animals

My 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th letter make a weapon.

My 1st, 2nd and 8th letters are used for writing an exam.

My 3rd and 4th letters are the same.

Guess what am I?

May the New Year brings with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness and new tints of success.

Sending you a spectrum of wishes to brighten your days and lighten your nights!

One word fits all the 4 blanks spaces; and it's a seven letter word:

A rich man needs _______.

A poor man has _______.

If you eat _______, you die.

And when you die, you can take ______ with you!

Santa: When I was a child, homosexuality was a crime in India. As I grew up, it was acceptable. Now it's legal. I'd better leave India b4 they make it compulsory.