iJunoon Archives 2014

Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.

Banta: No I wasn't.

Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.

Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.

Santa: The party was at your house!

If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.

Dear Winter,

I'm breaking up with you. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons; and Summer is certainlyhotter than you!

Beach wallpapers

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as get older. It's just nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror!

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.

Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.

Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!