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Bus Incident

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, ""That`s the ugliest baby I-ve ever seen!""
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

""The bus driver insulted me,"" she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, ""Why, he shouldn-t say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that.""

""You-re right,"" she said. ""I think I-ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!""

""That-s a good idea,"" the man said. ""Here, let me hold your monkey.""

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari

Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari

Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi

Usne kaha chahtey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha Kismat Hamari

Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAaJI

har kissi se choopaye rakha tere iss afsaney ko
phir kesey khabar houi iss bedard zamaney ko

chaar qadam agey hi rahi mujh se meri ruswai
rasta kon sa bacha hai khud ke sudhar janey ko

ujrey houey dil ki sunaein dastan kya
ke lagi aag ghar ke charag se mere ashiyaney ko

kash sagar aa jayein wo hum se milney aik baar
hum bhi sajayein baray maan se apney gareeb khaney ko!!

Thank God tears r colourless otherwise,
If tears had diff colors 4 diff feelings
Then pillows would have revealed many secrets of
our life.

surdion ki aik suhani shaam mein gali tehal raha thaa kay mein nay aik khirki main khobsurat larki dekhi. uus nay mujh ko undar aanay ko kaha.meri aankhoon main uus ka chehra jum sa gaya thaa. mein undar gaya tou uus nay mujhay tea pilaye.woh meri aankhon ko ghor se daikh rahi thi. phir uus nay mujh say kaha kay""i like you"" yeh sun kar main nay one minute mein najanay kitnay sapnay dakhay. i became mad. but uus ki doosri baat sun kar mein sharminda sa ho gaya and dhilay qadmoun wapis chala gaya.
she said me "" you are just like my dead brother and i want to see you my brother.