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a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

har kissi se choopaye rakha tere iss afsaney ko
phir kesey khabar houi iss bedard zamaney ko

chaar qadam agey hi rahi mujh se meri ruswai
rasta kon sa bacha hai khud ke sudhar janey ko

ujrey houey dil ki sunaein dastan kya
ke lagi aag ghar ke charag se mere ashiyaney ko

kash sagar aa jayein wo hum se milney aik baar
hum bhi sajayein baray maan se apney gareeb khaney ko!!

jiss din se juda wo hum se hoe
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka moun bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

two men were struggling for a long time with a piono in the door way. they pushed and pulled until they were very tired.the piano still wouldn-t move.
""let-s stop."" said the first man.""we-re never going to get this piano into the room.""
""get it in!"" siad the second man.all this time i thought we were trying to get the piano out.""