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Biwi ne shohar se kaha "Ghar mai larki jawan ho gai ahi aur aap ko kuch parwa hi nahi."
"To kia karun?" Shohar ne be basi se pocha.
"Begum, Talash to kar raha hun lekin kia karun, jo bhi larka milta hai. Ehmaq, kaam chor awr mamooli shakl-o-soorat ka hi milta hai."
"Lo aur suno... agar mere walid bhi yeh sochte to mai to ab tak kunwari hi bethi rehti."

#jokes #lateefay

Nikal de faraz dil se khayal us ka
Yaadain ksi ki taqdeer badla nahi karti

Faqeer: Bibi! kia aap k paas bhokay k liye khana hai?
Bibi: Haan hai, magar abhi wo bhooka office se nahi aaya.

#lateefay #jokes

"Jo kabhi ho tere dil main sawal,
K kitni h mujhe zarurat teri"
"To zara apni sans rok''kar, sanson ki talab mahsoos kar lena...!!!

miyan biwi shopping ke liye bazaar gaye .
biwi ne kaha : kitni ajeeb baat hai ke mere paas dupatta hai suit nahi, itar ki sheeshi hai itar nahi, angothi hai magar haar aur bunde nahi, mozay hain jootay nahi .
shohar ne thandhi aah bhartay hue kaha : mera bhi yahi haal hai, mere paas jaib hai paisay nahi .

#jokes #lateefay

Na qurb k na wfa k hoty hen,sary jhagry anaa k hoty hen...bat niyyat ki sirf hy warna... waqt sary dua k hoty hen, bhul jaty hen mat bura kehna ,log putly khta k hoty hen ...or wo bzahir jo kuch nhn lgty ,un sy rishty bla k hoty hen.."

1 Larky Ne 1 Burhi Ama K Pas Pataka Rk Dia Log Chillaye Ama Pataka Hy Ama Patakha Hy Bhuria Sharma k Boli Chal hat Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi...