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Isee liye to mera zakham bhar nahe pata
Keh mere paas mukamal tu aa nahe jata..!
Tere bagair bhi gulshan ma ja nikalta hun
Gullon ka rang magar ab mujhy nahe bhata..!
Hazar tarkk_e_talluk ki main karun koshish
Ye dard_e_ishq mujhy chor kar nahe jata..!
Gaye wo din ky wo milta tha roz roz mujhy
Humari galion main aksar wo ab nahe ata..!
Jo chor jata hy rah_e_wafa muhobat main
Wo jee to leta hy lakin sakun nahe ata..!

once upon a time...a man was igniting a fire in some wood by blowing air through his mouth....as he used to blow air through his mouth.....his gas was released from his back. that happened for several times and at last he got too angry with dat and turned his |ASS| to the fire and asked, "" LE!!! TU PEHLEY PHOONK LE"" :)

Tujh Se Bichra Tou Kidher Jaonga ?
Mein Tou Be-Chaini Se Mar Jaonga
Mein Tou Aisay Nhi Jaany Waala
Chaand Doobay Ga To Ghar Jaonga
Moutyon Se Bhara Bartan Hun Mein
Toot Jaonga, Bikhar Jaonga
Mein Tou Sehma Howa Sannata Hun
Apni Awaaz Se Dar Jaonga
Mein Agar Koi Samandar Bhi Hun
Ik Tere Dard Se Bhar Jaonga
Waqt Ke hath Se Mein ''Farhat Abbas''
Kaheen Chup Chaap Bikhar Jaonga...!

Two men sitting next to each other in a cinema:
First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?

Mian Jo Chalta Hun Tere Ishq K Angaaro''n Par....

Pa''on Jaltay Hain Magar Dil Ko Qaraar Aata Hai.....