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Fahad Yousuf
Baap Ki Majudgi Sooraj K Manid Hoti Hai.
Baap Ki Majudgi Sooraj K Manid Hoti Hai..
Sooraj Guram Zaroor Hota Hy,
MGR
Na Ho Tu Andhera Cha Jata Hy
Or
Maa Ki Majudgi Chand Or Raat Ki Manid Hoti Hy
Chand Na Ho Tu Roshni Nhi Hoti
Or
Raat Na Ho Tu Sakoon Nhi Milta…..
Sooraj Guram Zaroor Hota Hy,
MGR
Na Ho Tu Andhera Cha Jata Hy
Or
Maa Ki Majudgi Chand Or Raat Ki Manid Hoti Hy
Chand Na Ho Tu Roshni Nhi Hoti
Or
Raat Na Ho Tu Sakoon Nhi Milta…..
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Sep 28, 2018 at 19:09
Category: urdu-quotes
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Moona Malik
pagal or bebakoof
ak dafa ak admi ke gari puncher ho jaty hai.wo tyre change kerta hai or jub wo nut laganay lugta hai tu os ko patah chalta hai kay os kay koe wheel kay charoon nut lay gia hai.ab wo bohat pershan hot hai kareeb he ak darakt per ak pagal batah hoaa tha pagal ney os admi say oski pershani ki baja pochi tu admi ne kaha ke chal pagal tu mere madad kis terha ker sektay ho.pagal ney kaha kay batao tu sahi .is per os admi nay kaha kay meri car kay wheel kay koe chroon nut oth ker lay gea hai ab main ghar kasay jaoon ga.is per pagal nay pocha kay tumari car kay wheel kitnay hain admi ney kaha kay mere car kay char wheel hain .pagal nay kaha or her wheel kay nut ketnay hain admi nay kaha kay char is per pagal nay kaha kay baqi teen(THREE)tyroon ka ak ak nut otar lo.is tarah her tyre mian teen teen nut hojain ge.gahar jaker baqi nut laga layna.is per admi bohat haran hoa.or kaha kay tum to pagal ho.pagal nay jabab dea kay hain mian pagal zaroo hoon magar bebaqoof tumariterha.
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Sep 28, 2018 at 19:09
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahid Siddiqui
Sardar Gee
AIK SERDAR G LONDON MAIN AIL DUKAN PER GAIA UNHAIN GURMA(PHUL HA YAAR)LANA THA UNHAIN GARMA KI ENGLISH NAHIN AATI THI UNHOON NA GARAM SA HEATA(HEAT SA)KAR DIA OUR AIK DUKAN PER CHALA GAIA WAHAN PER HEATA MANGA DUKAN DAR PERESHAN HO GAIA US NA SARI DECTIONARIAN DAIKH LIAN LAKIN HEATA JASA KOI LUFZ NA MILA TANG AA KAR US NA SERDAR GE SA MAFI MANG LI SERDAR GE KO AIK OUR SERDAR GE WAHAN MILAA PEHLA SERDAR KAHA:DAKHO SERDAR SAHAB MAIN NOON HERTA LUBHDA 10 GHUNTA(HOURS)HO GAIA LAKIUN MANOON NAHIN LUBHIA DOSRA SERDAR GE NA FERMAIA:OOooOOooOOoo TUSI APNI CHUDO MAIN NOON COLDA(SERDA) LUBHDA DO DIN HO GAIA LAIKN MANOON NAHIAN LUBHIA
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Sep 28, 2018 at 09:09
Category: miscellaneous
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Uzma Shaheen
Ilm Insaan Ki Gaibi Aankh Hai.
Ilm insaan ki gaibi aankh hai
jis k zariye woh bohat kuch dekh leta hai.
jis k zariye woh bohat kuch dekh leta hai.
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Sep 28, 2018 at 09:09
Category: urdu-quotes
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