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You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)

Worry is like a rocking chair, it keeps you busy but takes you nowhere.

Good Night!

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.

You're smart and you're strong;

You've been created as a perfect blend;

You're my father, you're a noble soul;

You're my counselor and a really great friend!

Happy Father's Day!

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

Smile in pleasure... Smile in pain... Smile when trouble pours like rain... Smile when someone hurts u... Smile coz someone still loves to see u Smilinig.

The best cosmetics in life:

Truth for lips;

Pity for eyes;

Charity for hands;

Smile for face;

And Love for heart.

Use them every day to make life Beautiful.

Good day!