Sms / Funny

Waseem Mughal

Mobile Marriage

Welcome 2 Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishte K Liye 1 Dabayen
Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen
Shaadi K Liye 3 Dabayen
Aur dosri Shaadi K Liye
pehli Ka Gala Dabayie

· 1 Like · Nov 11, 2009 at 13:11
Category: funny Tags: Mobile Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Ijunoon

Wat A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
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Sms / Marriage

Ijunoon

Love Marriage Or Arranged Marriage Mein Kya Difference?

Love marriage or Arranged marriage mein kya difference?
Hum khud jakar kunvey mein girey tou vo love marriage, or
dass log milkar dhakka de-dey tou vo arrange marriage.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: marriage Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Santa Went To See A Girl For Marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Girl Marriage
 
Sms / Santa Banta

What's The Similarity Between Marriage And 11:59pm?

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Funny

Rashid Chaudhary

Will You Love Me After Marriage Also?

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Love Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Ijunoon

Before Marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red,
sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Usman Usman

Now After The Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don not even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I am not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Kashif Yaqoob

A Good Marriage Would Be Between

A good marriage would be between
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
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