Sms / Marital Woes

Usman Usman

During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Ijunoon

What Is The Diffrent Between Love Marriage

What Is the Diff Between Love Marriage
and Arranged Marriage?
Love Marriage Is Suicide
But Arranged Marriage is Planned Murder
Think HOW U WANT TO DIE !!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Love Marriage
 
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Sms / Anniversary

Ijunoon

Marriage Is That Relation Between Man And Women

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: anniversary Tags: Women Marriage
 
Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

Schoool, Life, Nurse & Marriage….

School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract that keeps you poor all ur life
so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool Tags: Nurse Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Ahsan Ansari

Before Marriage…

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Riffat

We Choose Marriage, Slow And Sure!

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow and sure!

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

After Marriage

The lion was walking proudly in the Jungle. A mouse suddenly passes by him and asks him why he is being so contemptous. I am the lion, king of the Jungle, replys the lion. The mouse gets his chest high, don-t be so fool, I was also the lion before my marriage, says mouse and goes away crying.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Love

Unknown

Williams Marriage

One Sunday morning, William burst into the living room and said, ""Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.""
After dinner, William-s dad took him aside. ""Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married for thirty years. She-s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I-m afraid you can-t marry her.""
William was heartbroken. After 8 months, he eventually started dating girls again. A year later, he came home and very proudly announced, ""Diane said yes! We-re getting married in June.""
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ""Diane is your half-sister too, William. I-m awfully sorry about this.""
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.

""Dad has done so much harm. I guess I-m never going to get married,"" he complained. ""Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.""
His mother just shook her head. ""Don-t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He-s not really your father.""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

Marriage

Shadi se phelay

ek aadmi:
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmahel milti hi nahin
Shadi Key Baad
wo hi addmi:
Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmehal Marti hi nahin

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Marriage Bill

A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don--t know son, I--m still paying.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

Before And After Marriage

Evaluation of man before and after marriage.
Before: - Ma nay pyar kiya.
After: - Yeh maine kia kiya.
Before: - Janeman mat jao.
After: - Jan mat kaho.
Before: - Tum bin jiya na jaye.
After: - Tum ko saha na jaye.
Before: - Kuch to bolo.
After: - Kabhi to chup holo.
Before: - Milne kb aaogi.
After: - Mayke kab jaogi.


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Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
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