Tag: Marriage

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

What Is the Diff Between Love Marriage
and Arranged Marriage?
Love Marriage Is Suicide
But Arranged Marriage is Planned Murder
Think HOW U WANT TO DIE !!!

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract that keeps you poor all ur life
so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow and sure!

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

The lion was walking proudly in the Jungle. A mouse suddenly passes by him and asks him why he is being so contemptous. I am the lion, king of the Jungle, replys the lion. The mouse gets his chest high, don-t be so fool, I was also the lion before my marriage, says mouse and goes away crying.

One Sunday morning, William burst into the living room and said, ""Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.""
After dinner, William-s dad took him aside. ""Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married for thirty years. She-s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I-m afraid you can-t marry her.""
William was heartbroken. After 8 months, he eventually started dating girls again. A year later, he came home and very proudly announced, ""Diane said yes! We-re getting married in June.""
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ""Diane is your half-sister too, William. I-m awfully sorry about this.""
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.

""Dad has done so much harm. I guess I-m never going to get married,"" he complained. ""Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.""
His mother just shook her head. ""Don-t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He-s not really your father.""

Shadi se phelay

ek aadmi:
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmahel milti hi nahin
Shadi Key Baad
wo hi addmi:
Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmehal Marti hi nahin

A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don--t know son, I--m still paying.

Evaluation of man before and after marriage.
Before: - Ma nay pyar kiya.
After: - Yeh maine kia kiya.
Before: - Janeman mat jao.
After: - Jan mat kaho.
Before: - Tum bin jiya na jaye.
After: - Tum ko saha na jaye.
Before: - Kuch to bolo.
After: - Kabhi to chup holo.
Before: - Milne kb aaogi.
After: - Mayke kab jaogi.


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