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There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie--s lamp.
The genie came out and said, Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy didn--t like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,
Genie, I want a house in Hawaii. POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn--t make him happy but, he made his second wish.
Genie,I want 2 billion dollars. POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn--t very happy. The genie says,You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy says, Yeah,yeah.I know. So the guy thinks real hard and says
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!
The genie came out and said, Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy didn--t like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,
Genie, I want a house in Hawaii. POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn--t make him happy but, he made his second wish.
Genie,I want 2 billion dollars. POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn--t very happy. The genie says,You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy says, Yeah,yeah.I know. So the guy thinks real hard and says
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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