Tag: Girl

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati (:Uff itni insult:)

Accident k bad driver ghuse se:
Maine car ki head lights on kr k btaya tha k pehly mujhy jane do.
Girl:
Hum ne b to wiper chala kr btaya tha
k
"Na kaka Na

GF = Where R u?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF= I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress
BF= Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK "KHOON PIYEGI..? :->

Boy: kahan ja rhi ho? Girl: KhudkUshi Karny Boy:To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai. Girl- Kal Subah News paper me photo b tou Aani hai..

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge

Father said: Plz Hold my Hand.

Girl: No Dad
U hold my hand.

Father: Wats the diffrence?

Girl: If i hold Ur hand
I may leave ur hand in some difficulty,
But if u hold my hand
I m sure that you will not leave my hand.

May God protect our parents from all problems and difficulties

Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje
de do…
.
Boy: kyo dear ? ?
.
Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad
krungi…
.
Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje
krogi…
.
Girl: wo kese ??
.
Boy: ye soch kar ki mujse
diamond
ring mangi thi ……………..
or Kamine ne nhi di…

Boy.
kya tm mari life me chand banna pasnd kr0gi
Girl ! yes.
boy : To jitna chand do0r he utni do0r dafa hojao.

Extra cute msg:
A little boy snd sms to his little girl frnd :
Sweetheart!Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo?
its really very urgent.
We r playing cards &. . .i hav lost my "QueeN"