Tag: Girl

Be careful when a girl tell u that
she loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still
enough space for another boy on top!

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!

boy said to girl :see i told you to not to worry‌.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Kaise Bataun main tumhe mere liye tum koun ho.. Kaise bataun..Kaise bataun main tumhe tum darkeno ka sangeet ho, jeewan ka tum sangeet ho, tum zindagi tum bandagi, tum rooshini, tum tazegi, tum har khushi, tum pyaar ho, tum preet ho manmit ho....Aankoon mein tum, yadoo mein tum, sansoo mein tum, ahoo mein tum, neendo mein tum, khwabo mein tum, tum ho meri har baat main, tum ho meri din rath mein,Tum subaah mein, tum shaam mein, tum soch mein tum kaam mein, Mere liye paanah bhi tum, mere liye koonah bhi tum..mere liye haasna bhi tum, mere liye rona bhi tum our jagna soona bhi tum....Jaou kahi deeko kahi, tum ho waha tum ho wahi....
Kaise bataun main tumhe tum bin kuch bhi nahin...Kaise bataun mai tumhe mere liye tum koun ho......Yeh joh tumhara roop hai yeh zindagi ki doop ha, tarshan se tarsha hai badan baahti hai jisme ek agen, yeh shokhiyaan, yeh maastiyaan tumko hawaon se mili, zulfe gataon se mili, hoonton mein kaliyaan kilgai aakhon mein chilein milgai, chehre mein simtii chandeni, awaaz mein hai raageni, sheeshe ke jaissa roop hain poloon ke jaissa rang hain, nadion ki jaissi chaal hain, kya husan hai kya haal hai, yeh jeesam ki ranginia jaisse hazaron titliya, bahoon ke yeh gulaiya, ashel mein yeh parchaiya, yeh negeria hain khuwab ki, Kaise bataun main tumhe yeh halet dile betaab ki, Kaise Bataun main tumehe mere liye tum koun ho.. kaise bataun..kaise bataun.............. Kaise bataun main tumhe mere liye tum daahram ho, mere liye Imaan ho, tum hi Ibaadat ho meri,
tum hi to chaahat ho meri, tum hi mera arman ho, taktaho main har paal jaise tumhi woh tasweer ho, tumhi meri takdeer ho, tumhi sitara ho mera, tumhi nazara ho mera, joh dehaan mein ho tum, jaisse mujhe gereh ho tum, purrap meim tum, pashshin mein tum, uktar mein tum, takhil mein tum, sare mere jeewan mein tum, har pal mein tum, har theez mein tum, mere liya rasta bhi tum, mere liye manzil bhi tum, mere liye saager bhi tum, mere liye sahil bhi tum,mein dehkta bas tumko ho, main suchta bas tumko houn, main jantha bas tumko houn,
mai manta bas tumko houn, tumhi meri pehchan ho,kaise batoun main tumhe mere liye tum deewi ho, mere liye bagwaan ho, Kaise Bataun main tumhe... mere liye tum koun ho, kaise bataun...???????

""By Pashtoon Nariwal""

AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

car sales girl to call girl:Aaj meri car nahi biki to mera bajja baj jayega.Call girl:Aaj mera baaja nahi bajaa to meri car bik jayegi

Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:I Love u,
Girl:I dnt Love u,
Boy:Think again?
Girl:I told u No no & no,
Boy:Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:-ok Ok Ok .I Love u
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DECENT BOY;
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Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


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