Tag: Funny

It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It's like when I see u, u don't even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that's how I remember my reasons 4 loving u

apno see door theat means that i am older than you you see my friend she is a jerk lari billi hai

ek din doctor ne do pagal ko pagalkhane
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai

The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!


Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection.
You r damn lucky I look good !!!!


You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.


I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!



I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****



U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words


Good looking people r hard to find.
That-s why u don-t ......
That-s y u don-t see me often.


when u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really sooo cute"" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don-t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

11)
Jassi singh tells his gf, ""come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.""
When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.



What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.


WIFE : "" I wish I was a newspaper, so I-d be in ur hands all day.""
HUSBAND : "" I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.""

A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :"" too boring, too many characters and no story"".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??


God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don-t argue with God now.

I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

""Your future depends on your dreams""
So go to sleep

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

hard work never killed anybody...""
but y take the risk..!
milk is milk n butter is butter if u forget me den jump in the gutter

aik sho ki wife us ki pocket main sa 100 rupees nikall lati hai. S . H . O apni wife sa kehta hai ka tum na meri pocket main se 100 rupees nikalai hain main tum ko iss jurm main ander ker sakta hoon .uss ki wife kehti hai ka 50 rupees tum rakh lo baat ko yahi khatm ker do
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ak dafa ka zakar ha kay teen doost hoottain hain own main sa ak doost kaytha ha kay main atni garam chayi peata hoo kay chai chola sa otertay ha to main pe latha hoo dosara doost kaytha ha kay main tum sa zada garam chayi pata hoo chayi chola per hi hottai main pe lat5a ho tesra doost kaytha ha kay main tyum sa zada garam chayi peta hoo dono kaythain hain kay kis taran wo kaytha ha kay main chani patay our doud pay kar chola per hi bath jataow ho.

tere husn ke kya tareef karoun? tere bandar jehsa mu, teri baloun ke kye tareef karoun? tere ek ek baal pe joun
lol
funny init

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga??
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga??
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Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai..
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai!!
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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi..;)
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi!!:(
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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha...
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha!!..
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Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh..
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh !!!
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per..
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per!!!
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai..
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..!!
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga..!!
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Babul ke duaein laiti ja
ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay
maika he hamaisha yaad aye
susral ma itni daant melay
yaad aye yahan ke murghi tujhay
wahan pay chanay ke daal melay
tu boll ha table tanis ke
ja tujh ko pati foot boll melay
Babul ke duaein laiti ja
ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay
Hey Girls Don--t Mind Ok Just Kidding
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