Tag: Wife
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
My Wife Is A Magician
Santa: My wife is a magician.
Banta: Why?
Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke.
Banta: Why?
Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke.
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1 Like ·
Sep 26, 2012 at 15:09
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Wife
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
An Intelligent Wife Is One
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P
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1 Like ·
Sep 16, 2011 at 10:09
Category: wife
Tags: Wife
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Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
Husband, Wife & Spare Tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
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1 Like ·
May 13, 2011 at 08:05
Category: wife
Tags: Wife Husband
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Why Do U Take Ur Wife Only To Night Clubs?
Banta: Why do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...
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1 Like ·
Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Wife
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Yaar Teri Wife Di Maut Da Bara Afsos Hoya,
Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?
Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.
vaise hoya ki si?
Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.
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1 Like ·
Nov 17, 2007 at 18:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Wife
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
Meaning Of Wife & Husband..
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Tags: Wife Husband
Sms / Forget
Ijunoon
The Man Who Says His Wife Can't Take A Joke,
The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: forget
Tags: Wife
Sms / Marital Woes
Usman Usman
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye….
Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?â€
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?â€
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
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3 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Tags: Hotel Wife Husband
Sms / Wife
Ijunoon
Aisi Apni Wife Ho…
Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: wife
Tags: Apni Wife
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