Tag: Interview

Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire??

Millionaire: ?I Owe Everything To My Wife.?

Interviewer: ?Wow, She Must Be Some Woman.

Interviewer: ?What Were You Before You Married Her??

Millionaire: ?A Billionaire

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

Pathan Ek Jaga Interview Dene Gaya Or bOla May I cOme In Sir ?

Interview Wala bOla Wait Plz..

Pathan bOla 80.KG

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...

A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I''ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.

Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -“Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay?â€‌
Sardar jee:
.
.
TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr………

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.

HAIRCUTS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Women-s version:

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That-s so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn-t sure when
she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don-t
think it-s too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it-s perfect. I-d love
to get my hair cut like that, but I think my
face is too wide. I-m pretty much stuck with
this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that-s funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that
would love to have your shoulders. Everything
drapes so well on you.

Men-s version:

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yeah.

4 dost kaheen nokree kay liay apply karnay jatay hain. Unn main say pehlay wala interview deenay jata hai . Uss say poochtay hain keh tumharay ab din main kia mamoolat hotay hain he sayz main suboh ko kaam per jata hoon raat ko ghar aa jata hoon orr aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon . doosray ko bulatay hain uss say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain keh tumharay kia mamoolat hain woh kehta hai keh main siboh ko utth ker nashta ker kay job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lag ker so jata hoon teesray say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain orr woh bhee yahee kehta hai keh main bhee suboh ko job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon 4th ko bulatay hain uss say poochtay hain keh tum aaj kal kia karta ho woh kehta hai keh main sara din job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker so jata hoon afsar baray khush hotay hain keh challo yeh koftay ko naheen lagta iss ko job day detay hain woh poochtay hain keh tumhara kia naam hai to woh jawab deta hai KOFTA