Tag: Interview

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

Ek dafa ek bachey ko us key maan school dakhel (bherti) kerwaney ja rahi thi. Bachey ki maan ney kahak key teacher key sat meethi meethi bateyn kerni hain. Teacher ney interview mey poocha. Tumharey Abu ka kia naam hey? Bachey ney jawab dia Laddo. Pher teacher ney poocha key tumharey maan ka kia naam hey? Bachey ney jawab dia Ras Gulla. Teacher ney pher poocha key Quaid-e-Azam kahan paida huway? Bachey ney jawab dia Mithai key Dabbay meyn. Ye thi meethi meethi batain

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I--ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.


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Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -?Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay??
Sardar jee:
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TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr???


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In an interview 2 asked by aishwariya rai.
What is ur papa name?>
She replied:
Pehlwaan.
Amarjit.
Phaska.
Amratsar.


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INTERVIEWER:TEL ME OPPOSIT OF GUD
SRDAR:BAD
INT:COME
SDR:GO
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:SHUTUP
SDR:KEEP TOKING
INT:GET OUT
SDR:COME IN
INT:OH MA GOD
SDR:OH MA DEVIL
INT:U R REJECTED
SDR:I M SELE