Tag: Dress

An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome.
William Manchester

When you get dressed and when you do wudoo, start on the right.

Sardar-
Muje e.mail bnana hy
Sardar
Sardar g
Sardar123
Sardar abc
Koe b nhe mil rha
Major Rohail-
Tum AKALMAND SARDAR try kro
paka mil jaye ga

Eng Teacher:Make a sentence
using neither-nor ?
Naughty Boy :When girls wear
tight fitting dresses,
Neither r they comfortable Nor r we.

A women dresses up ...........whn she goes for shopping,water the plants,empty the garbage,answering the phone,read a book,cooking,chekin mailz,even goin to washroom..........but a man..................................................
.....................................................
...................for a wedding,date and in the last funerals.
POOR GUYZZZZZZZZZZ...........I THNK THEY DON HAV MONEY.......OR>>>>
GALS KNO MUCH BETTER

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won--t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It--s addressed to Mumbai.