Tag: Bacha

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

Faqer: Pani mile ga? Bacha: Lassi ho jaye tho ? Faqer: Bohut acha, wo 3 Pyalay pi k bola: Gar mein Koi Lassi nahi pita Kya? Bacha: Pitay tho hai Par aaj Lassi mein Chipkali gir gai thi Faqer ne piyala zameen pe de mara Bacha: Ammi ! Faqeer ne Pyala tor dia Ammi: Offo Ab Munna poti kis mein kare ga.

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.

3 saal k bache ny pyar ki definition batayi
Pyar pamper me hue su-su ki tarha hota hy
Jb hota hy to kisi ko nazr nhi aata bs khud ko hi feel hota hy.....: ¡:D

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he
Me
apko kesa lgta
hn
Miss so swet
Bacha:To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko ap
k
ghr kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha:Take wo
hmari
bat aage chalaen
Mis:ye kya bkwas
hy
Bacha
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Tution parhane k lye.mis ap b na cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain:-)

1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)

"HAZRAT MOHAMMAD MUSTAFA" (S.A.W.W)
Ne Farmaya:
"Bachon ki 5 Aadatein "MUJHE" Pasand hyn..
1-Wo RoRo kr Mangte hyn
OR Apni Baat Manwa lete hyn.
2-Wo Mitti mei Khelte hyn
(Yani Gharoor OR Takabur Khak mei Mila dete hyn)
3-Larr Jhagar k Sulah kr lete hyn
(Yani koi Hasad nahi rakhte)
4-Jo Mil Jaye Wo Kha Jate hyn
Zakhera krne ki Hirs nahi krte.
5-Mitti k Ghar Banate hyn OR Khel k Gira dete hyn
Batate hyn k Duniya Fani hy. "Subhanallah"

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.