Tag: Bacha

ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........................hahahahaha kaisa tha joke ......................hahahahaha

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.
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bandar ka bacha apni maa say kahta hai maa main itna badsoorat kyun hoon uss ki maa nay kaha kay khuda ka shokar ada karo uss ko dehko jo yah joke par raha hai ha ha aha if u like this sms me 03008837688

Eik daffa Per naam singh nay raat 4 bajay younhi bethay bethay phone guhmma diya- doosri taraf need main doobi huwi awaz sunnai di-
----Hello....koun bool raha hay?----
Per naam singh nay kaha: jee main bool riyah waan-;
Neend main main sootay shks nay jhanjla kar kaha: Main koun?
jee Per naam sing-
Doosri taraf walla gussay say bola : taay phir raat day 4 bajay phone kioun kitta ei ?
Per naam singh nay barri masoomiyat say jawab diya :: Essi wellay telephone di call da rate ghat hoonda aay -- Ess liyea.
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Aik admi ne apni biwi sy kha k in 3 main sy last wala bcha kis ka hai kion k who wala bacha kala tha. biwi boli sach bta?.yahi wala tmhara hai

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Miss Fallaq Khan

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karchi to aapna bacha he
jaha bhe jao
waha pe kirae ka
dacha he

aik bacha bohot galia nikalta tha ,uss ke maa baap pereshaan the,aik dafa usss ke baab aur maa ke dost araahay the,toh uske baap ne bachay ko train la di ,taaaa keee woh train se khelta rahay aur galian(abuses) na nikalay.mehmaan aye toh bacha train se khel raha tha ,aik daaaamm se bachay ne bola ,ghastooon station aaa gaya hai
utar jaon, dallah area aa gaya hai abb dallah driving school bhi yahan haaiii,uthro,bahir ke kutay loog andar aaa jaien

Arz kya ha.....
khuda bachaye ap ko in

hasino se

in naznino se

in mehjabino se
par

in hasino ko kon bachaye ga???
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AP jaisykamino se..?

ma me kease paida huwa ??? ma me ne 1 matka zameen me dafan keya or 40 din baad usy nikala to us me tom thay bacha acha ma to me aisay paida huwa??? ma han beta/// bachay ne b aisa hi keaya or 40 din baad matka zameen se nikala??? to us me maindak tha bacha bola//?? dil to krta hai k yahin tomhari jaan lay lon par kya karon tom meri olaad ho???? ha ha ha ha ha

JAVED BAIG
0333-6426917
javedbaig123@yahoo.com

3 facts!
1-school ki ghanti
2-ghareeb ka darwaza
3-larki ki chooooooot
jab bhi bajao gay to andar say bachay hi niklain gay

BUSH ki car k neeche 1 puppy a k mar gayahe told da driver to findthe ownerof this littelelittle puppy to give compensation .driver went and when he came back he had a lot of roses around his neck.bush was surprised and asked him.driver said,, sir men ne un logon se sirf itna kaha k main bush ka driver hun or kutte ka bacha mar gaya he.ye sun karwo mujhe gale lagane lage orye sare har mere galey main dal diye

bush ki car k neeche 1 kute ka bacha a k mar gaya.bush ne driver se kaha .is k malik ko dhundo or 1 lakh doaler de kar ao.driver paise dene k bad jub wapas aya to us k galay main phoolon k haar dekh kar bush ne poocha ye haar kis ne dale?driver kehne laga... sir main ne jaa kar sirf itna kah k main bush ka driver hun or kute ka bacha mar gaya he,,,,, logon ye sunte hi mere galay main phoolon k haar dal die[shoaib iqbal]