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Kashif Yaqoob

"khuda Ki Jannat" Dunia Main

Asalam Alikun &
Good Morning
"KHUDA ki JANNAT" dunia main kbhi dekhne ka shoq ho to
Faqat 1 bar apni MAA ki god main kbi so kr dekhna.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: good-morning Tags: Maa Jannat Apni Allah Sms Khuda
 
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Unknown

Aysi Apni Wife Ho...


Aysi apni wife ho...

5--7---- jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Pakistan ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Parosi jab baat karay toe haath main knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi --fight-- ho,

Milnay say dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,

Agar aysi apni wife ho, Toe kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farma--ish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma--ish ho,

Ay kaash kahain toe aesi paidaish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho, Aysi apni wife ho...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apni Wife
 
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Unknown

Aik Bacha Apni Dadi (grandmother) Say Bolta Hay

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apni Bacha
 
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Unknown

Aik Larki Nay Apni Saheeli Say Poocha

Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apni
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Saman Hai Ya Aina Yeh To Hai Apni Hina

saman hai ya aina yeh to hai apni hina humen is se piyar howa hai main ne kabhi bhi yeh nahin kahah hai ke main koi aur hoon balke main to pagal hoon han na main saman nahin hoon han na main ne aap ko dukh diya hai

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apni
 
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Main Ne Aik Dafa Apni Ammi Se Kha Ke ...

main ne aik dafa apni ammi se kaha ke main london ja rahene hoon to aami ne kaha ke nahin jao magar main apni zid per arre rahe to usi din mere mamoo agaye mere mamoo mujh se bauhoot piyar kerten hain main ne mamoo se kahe yeh baat to mere mamoo ne kaha ke punjab chalo ge main en kaha ke nahin kehne lage hum london ko punjab kehten hain haahhahhahha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apni
 
Sms / Funny

Unknown

Aik Dafa Aik Aadmi Thaa Jo Apni Gayain Ka Bohat Khiyaal ...

aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Apni Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Funny

Unknown

Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Kehta Hai...

ek bacha apni ma se kahta ha ka mami mami ajj phir jab main bath room gya to light khud hi jul gai to us ki ma kuch so ch ner ke bad kehti hao gandy ajj phir fridge main poti ker do ha
hahahahahahhehehehhohohoh

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Apni Bacha Maa
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

Aisi Apni Wife Ho

AISI APNI WIFE HO

5- 3"" jiski height ho,?

Jeans jis ki light ho ?

Chehra jis ka bright ho ?

Ummar 17 se 27 ho ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sarak per sab kahain kya cute hain?

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho?

Karachi, Lahore, Dubai, London,

Mumbai ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho?

Saas ki seva jiski khuwahish ho?

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho ?

Dinner ke time candle light ho?

Ham mein tum mein kabhi na koi fight ho ?

Milnay ke baad dil delight ho ?

Yeh Kavita ya Ghazal pharnay ke baad

log kahain ""chiknay"" tum bilkol right ho"" ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept .101% percent bhi right ho ?

Agar aisi apni wife ho ?

To kya haseen life ho ?

Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho?

Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho ?

Khudah ke Software mein bhi Bug ki Gunjaish ho ?

Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho ?

Aisi apni wife ho.

Aisi apni wife ho.





· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Khuwahish Apni Wife
 
Sms / Friendship

Ijunoon

Suna Hai Apni Dosti Par Log Jalte Hai…

Gulshan me gul khilte hai,Tabhi to aap jaise log milte hai.Humse kabhi khafa na hona e mere DOST,Suna hai apni DOSTI par log jalte hai

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship Tags: Apni
 
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