Tag: Apni

AISI APNI WIFE HO

5- 3"" jiski height ho,?

Jeans jis ki light ho ?

Chehra jis ka bright ho ?

Ummar 17 se 27 ho ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sarak per sab kahain kya cute hain?

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho?

Karachi, Lahore, Dubai, London,

Mumbai ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho?

Saas ki seva jiski khuwahish ho?

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho ?

Dinner ke time candle light ho?

Ham mein tum mein kabhi na koi fight ho ?

Milnay ke baad dil delight ho ?

Yeh Kavita ya Ghazal pharnay ke baad

log kahain ""chiknay"" tum bilkol right ho"" ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept .101% percent bhi right ho ?

Agar aisi apni wife ho ?

To kya haseen life ho ?

Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho?

Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho ?

Khudah ke Software mein bhi Bug ki Gunjaish ho ?

Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho ?

Aisi apni wife ho.

Aisi apni wife ho.

ek bacha apni ma se kahta ha ka mami mami ajj phir jab main bath room gya to light khud hi jul gai to us ki ma kuch so ch ner ke bad kehti hao gandy ajj phir fridge main poti ker do ha
hahahahahahhehehehhohohoh

aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

main ne aik dafa apni ammi se kaha ke main london ja rahene hoon to aami ne kaha ke nahin jao magar main apni zid per arre rahe to usi din mere mamoo agaye mere mamoo mujh se bauhoot piyar kerten hain main ne mamoo se kahe yeh baat to mere mamoo ne kaha ke punjab chalo ge main en kaha ke nahin kehne lage hum london ko punjab kehten hain haahhahhahha

saman hai ya aina yeh to hai apni hina humen is se piyar howa hai main ne kabhi bhi yeh nahin kahah hai ke main koi aur hoon balke main to pagal hoon han na main saman nahin hoon han na main ne aap ko dukh diya hai

Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

Aysi apni wife ho...

5--7---- jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Pakistan ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Parosi jab baat karay toe haath main knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi --fight-- ho,

Milnay say dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,

Agar aysi apni wife ho, Toe kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farma--ish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma--ish ho,

Ay kaash kahain toe aesi paidaish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho, Aysi apni wife ho...